There’s an ancient saying in Japan, that life is like walking from one side of...– Feed, M.T. Anderson (via middleclasswhitegirlproblems)
totallyfubar: Feeling blue? Then dress blue! It’s the Blue-Jean Warehouse’s Final Sales Event! Stock is just flying off the shelves at prices so low you won’t believe your feed! Everything must go! Everything must go. ...
Whispering makes a narrow place narrower.– M.T. Anderson, Feed (via mybestfriends-foundinabook)
because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself
Today was an exceptionally good, hardworking day. Homework done, house cleaned, worked until close, got some good tips and my paycheck. Family soccer game and boyfriend.tomorrow.
lliampayne: how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?” *puff puff* “thanks little buddy”
eiyoko: What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
The two ways of explaining books
Books you like: Yeah, I like it it. It has a nice storyline. It's an entertaining read, but it was kind of slow and I found some of the characters a bit dull.
Books you love: DALKFKLSJF OKAY SO A BUNCH OF AMAZING STUFF AND IT'S COMPLICATED!! I MEAN I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE SERIOUSLY SPOILERS!!! I JUST. OKAY SO THE MAIN CHARACTER IS SUPeR AMAZING. AND THIS GUYS YEAH OKAY YOU'LL LOVE THIS GUSY AND ASLFHKLFSJ THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING. BUT THESE BOOKS HURT MY HEART. OKAY JUST LOTS OF PAIN. HERE'S THE FIRST 3. THEY GET HARMED, YOU GET HARMED. CALL ME WHEN YOU FINISH!!!!
planeswalkingonsunshine: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
I seriously don’t know what I want to do with my life right now.
fidelic: neopiacentral: if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life This actually makes me really happy
thisisemobuddy: zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...